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Oliver fleet . . .
. . . The best person ever to live?
On March 28th 2008, the best person ever to live created a Wikipedia article to make the world aware of this the most interesting news in quite a while. His name: Oliver fleet. Who is Oliver Fleet? Is he really the best person thus far? Well, Wikipedia seems to think so.
On March 28th 2008, one DJ Clayworth deleted all known information about Oliver. But who was DJ Clayworth? A worried, no, concerned, member of the Wikimmunity? Or was he really working for the Omnipedia, Wikipedia's global information control overlord? What is it that the Wiki so desperately wanted us to unknow? Surely the "best person ever to live" would have something fun to contribute to everybody.
At any rate, why is Oliver the best person ever to live? There are several things the Pin can think of that would make him so.
We the Pin don't have the answers to these questions. You'll have to draw your own conclusions.
On March 28th 2008, one DJ Clayworth deleted all known information about Oliver. But who was DJ Clayworth? A worried, no, concerned, member of the Wikimmunity? Or was he really working for the Omnipedia, Wikipedia's global information control overlord? What is it that the Wiki so desperately wanted us to unknow? Surely the "best person ever to live" would have something fun to contribute to everybody.
At any rate, why is Oliver the best person ever to live? There are several things the Pin can think of that would make him so.
- Does he really have a great anecdote for every occasion?
- Did he invent the internet?
- Can he eat six crackers in 60 seconds?
- Is he the real-life inspiration for Sir Isaac Newton?
- Can he hammer in a nail by juggling three hammers?
- Is he responsible for the salvation of the Hostess Twinkie?
- Is he the fourth member of Rush who secretly writes most of the synth parts and all of the melodies?
- Did he keep Yoko from making any more records?
- Will his offspring eventually produce Zephram Cochrane's 7th grade science teacher?
We the Pin don't have the answers to these questions. You'll have to draw your own conclusions.
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